Unpleasant! 8 "toxic perfumes" that you should stay away from!

These perfumes are not only unappealing, but they can also be unpleasant, causing physical discomfort and a range of unexplained symptoms such as vomiting, headaches, and dizziness.

Today, I want to criticize these bizarre fragrances that not only fail to smell good but also may leave you questioning your hygiene choices.

Serge Lutens Muscs Koublai Khan

This fragrance is like a portrayal of a nomadic life on the African grasslands or the horse lords in "Game of Thrones." It has an overpowering, animalistic scent mixed with a salty, musky, and spicy aroma, resembling the body odor of someone who hasn't showered in a month. Spraying it on yourself would inevitably raise concerns about your personal hygiene.

Serge Lutens Serge Noire

This perfume aims to replicate a cataclysmic event of fragrances. It starts with the medicinal smell of camphor and patchouli, like finding a jar of ointment in your grandmother's closet. Then, it progresses into a chaotic blend of kitchen spices such as cloves, cinnamon, star anise, and fennel. If you ever wished to turn yourself into a savory braised meat or a stewed sausage, this perfume might be worth a try!

Serge Lutens Dans Le Bleu Qui Pétille

This new fragrance, launched after 22 years, left a lasting impression on me during the year-end review. After all, there aren't many perfumes as peculiar as this one. It is reminiscent of falling into a smelly, brackish water pit, with slimy seaweed clinging to your arms. OMG, it's truly a nightmare!

Etat Libre d'Orange Secretions Magnifiques

Famous for its intriguing concept of exploring human origins, this perfume is truly ahead of its time, but it's on a whole different level when it comes to resembling a biochemical weapon. Mixing the scent of seaweed with the sweetness of milk and a metallic undertone, its overall fragrance is fishy, shrimp-like, and nauseating. No wonder people say that smelling this perfume can elicit physical reactions.

Nasomatto Fantomas

Initially, I was uncertain whether this perfume should make the list, but considering the complaints and disapproving glances it received from my coworkers during our perfume selection, I decided it deserved a spot. Its peculiar and complex scent consists of murky smoke, rubbery leather, and a chemical blend of melon and gunpowder. Is it the result of a perfumer's experimental artistic endeavor? Pardon me, but I simply don't understand. However, if you're feeling bloated and want to induce vomiting, maybe it could serve its purpose.

Nishane Afrika Olifant

Described by a fellow fragrance enthusiast as "bouncing wild in a septic tank," you can probably imagine why it's not suitable for wearing on your body. It combines the scents of castoreum, musk, and leather, resulting in a foul animal fur odor. The addition of incense, frankincense, and camphor, among other strong spices, only intensifies the overall "heavy" nature of this perfume.

BeauFort London 1805 Tonnerre

This is not just a perfume; it's like a thunderstorm in a bottle! It encompasses burning smoke, explosive gunpowder, and a splash of lime juice. It smells incredibly violent, suffocating with a smoky sensation, reminiscent of a bombing site covered in debris and clouds of smoke. It might be suitable for appreciation or as a plaything, but it's definitely not meant for wearing, unless, of course, you truly embody the image of a "social terrorist."

Amouage Figment Man

This fragrance exudes a scent of damp, green soil mixed with woody incense and animal notes. To put it into words, it's like a damp and musty basement, with toxic mushrooms growing on a wooden bed, topped with a layer of animal fur. Wearing it on a daily basis would undoubtedly make everyone around you keep their distance.